What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:52
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
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From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
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Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.